儿童诗歌|Advice from Dracula

Don't ever dine with Frankenstein;He feasts on flaming turpentine.He chomps^{1 and chews on soles of shoes,and quaffs2 down quarts of oily ooze3.At suppertime he'll slurp4 some slime.He's known to gnaw5 on gristly grime.His meals of mud and crispy crudwill curl your hair and chill your blood.His poison, pungent6, putrid7 snacksmay cause you seizures8 and attacks.Your hair may turn completely white.You may pass out or scream in fright.Your skin will crawl.Your throat will burn.Your eyes will bulge9.Your guts10 will churn.Your teeth will clench11.Your knees will shake.Your hands will sweat.Your brain will bake.You'll cringe and cry.You'll moan and whine12.You'll feel a chillrun down your spine13.You'll lose your lunch.You'll lose your head.So come...and dine with ME instead.}